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60 saAL pehLe CandLe Light DiNNer Sirf AmeEr Log kEr sAkte thAy,
MagAr Ab poorAy MuLk ki AwAm ko yE SAhuLAt MuyAsSur hy
Farq to pArA hy..
GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->
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Arz kiya hai.......
Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....
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Arz kiya hai.......
Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....
230 chars (2 sms)
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
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Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
177 chars (2 sms)
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
143 chars (1 sms)
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
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Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
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I Feel u Every Day
I Miss U Every Day
I Enjoy U Every Day
I Love U Every Day
Because
“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->
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What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
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Love Easy to say
Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel
Difficult to deal…
Difficulty is a part of Life…
But That’s the reason…
Why Girlfriend is never a wife ;->
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yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?
Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?
q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?
kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?
nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?
Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi
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Hubbies do only two things wrong.....
They always say wrong
They alway do wrong
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ik admy anpe ghar waloon ko kehta hai ke jab main maroon ga
tu mery kabarr main ik cap main thori se chai rakh dena
orr wo ik din marr giya ghar waloon nai is ki kabarr main chai rakh de
hasab lene ik farishta yaa orr iss nai kaha ke hasaab do
admy kehta jere pehlee farishte cha pe ke gay se o koon se
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